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Loblaws credits record profits to “raising prices on things humans need to live” (www.thebeaverton.com)
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“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”

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[-] Radicalized@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

It’s satire.

[-] SleepyBear@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Is it??

[-] Radicalized@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

The Beaverton is a Canadian satire news site.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

It's it really though? Or are they just stating the obvious?

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Isn't a sign of good satire that it seems like it's telling the truth?

[-] nik282000@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

This one seems more on the nose than usual.

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