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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hmm, must have been the wind

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

a man dives out of a cardboard, punches you twice in chest, does a roundhouse kick, grabs you by the throat from behind and chokes you repeatedly until you climax...

Huh, must have been nothing

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

goes back to patrol, stepping over dead guard without batting an eye

[–] abcd@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This reminded me of Metal Gear Solid. Except for the climax part 😂

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Those guards sure had weak knees after those choke holds. Just sayin'