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[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

I'm hairy as fuck and cold all the time

How do I get more fur

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago
[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Got a cat but he saps the heat from me. The animal has such cold paws sometimes, and knows how to warm them up with a human present. Just 5 mins tho, then he goes away for no reason

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

55 gallon drum of Rogaine

[-] bratosch@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hair transplants work by redistributing hair from somewhere else on your body tho. So I would be even colder there

[-] bratosch@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Maybe have it donated by someone who's too hot and want less fur?

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It'll just get rejected and they'd have to amputate. Or shave.

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