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[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

I, on the other hand, love it

I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is

I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant

I have an economics joke, but it's not in demand

I have a civil engineering joke, but it's still under construction

I have a philosophy joke, but I don't know why

I have a mathematics joke, but I can't prove it

I have a physics joke, but it has low potential

I have a chemistry joke, but it's still brewing

I have a biology joke, but it's not viable

I have a software engineering joke, but it's still in production

I have a videogame joke, but it's played out

I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent

I have a time travel joke, but you didn't like it

I have a geology joke, it rocks

I have an electrical engineering joke, but it'll probably meet resistance

not original ones, but saved them in text format

[-] dukk@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago

I have an exercise joke, but it doesn’t really work out.

[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

haha, added

[-] Tiptopit@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

I also got a geology joke, but it's schist.

[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

never heard that word before..

[-] twice_twotimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

I have a linguistics joke, but it wouldn’t translate.

I have a psychology joke, but you wouldn’t Likert.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I have a geology joke and it's the joke of a lifetime, or a hundred.

[-] SimonHoogwerff@feddit.nl 1 points 11 months ago

I have a military joke, but I couldn't defend it

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