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[-] 768@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

"Mexico will pay for this wall" - Walter Ulbricht

"I'm a material girl" - Marie Curie

"Give me your war face!" - V. Putin

"Have you tried turning the device on and off again?" - Robert Oppenheimer

"Please wear protection over mouth and nose" - Ellen Ripley

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