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[-] asg101@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Also your salary when you do the absolute minimum, but pull off always looking busy whilst doing so. My "slacking as class consciousness" praxis plan.

[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

The second you are done with education: it is your moral duty to adopt the C student mindset at your job.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Protip for always looking busy at an office job: walk fast around the office with a notepad and pencil in hand, even if you're just going for a break or a shit, makes it seems like you're very busy with meetings and such.

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

I always had a clipboard with me. A constant look of harried determination also added to the shielding from incoming work demands.

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