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Your Salary (lemmy.ml)
submitted 11 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/funny@lemmy.ml
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[-] asg101@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Also your salary when you do the absolute minimum, but pull off always looking busy whilst doing so. My "slacking as class consciousness" praxis plan.

[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

The second you are done with education: it is your moral duty to adopt the C student mindset at your job.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Protip for always looking busy at an office job: walk fast around the office with a notepad and pencil in hand, even if you're just going for a break or a shit, makes it seems like you're very busy with meetings and such.

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

I always had a clipboard with me. A constant look of harried determination also added to the shielding from incoming work demands.

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

If you keep this up you'll make branch manager ;)

[-] kozy138@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago
[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Stick it to the man.

[-] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago
[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 11 months ago

It's an optical illusion: the salary sticks are the same size.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

The sticks are the same size but the perspective makes it look different

[-] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 11 months ago

The branches are the same size. It's an optical illusion.

[-] BRINGit34@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 11 months ago

There is no way those are the same size. Like my brain can not comprehend that

[-] shuzuko@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago

They're the same size, and only the perspective of the lines around them make the "overtime" one seem bigger. It's an allegory for the fact that corporations don't appreciate "hard work" and that you giving your life to them isn't going to make you rich, just them and you can get fucked.

[-] solarvector@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 months ago

I think it's an optical illusion, the tree is the same size

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The sticks are same size IRL. It's an illusion making the right stick appear bigger

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

they pay you in sticks

[-] deur@feddit.nl 4 points 11 months ago

The core of the meme is that the sticks/trees are the same size. It's merely the perspective trickery that confuses your mind into thinking one may be bigger than the other.

This plays on the fact that the idea of working harder than you should = more money is presented as fact by some people/organizations/cultures.

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 3 points 11 months ago

They're the same

[-] hiroyt@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

They're the same picture

[-] ShouldIHaveFun@feddit.ch 2 points 11 months ago

Try to measure the length of the sticks

[-] Shirasho 2 points 11 months ago

They are the same size. It is an optical illusion.

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 1 points 11 months ago

people sometimes get paid when they do other things for people.

sometimes with sticks, sometimes with this magical word called ✨exposure✨

[-] Rin@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

My salary when I shit on the job: 🌳

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