"HaRdEe HaR hAr, WoMaN nO dO rEaL wOrK. WoMaN oNlY gEt ReWaRdEd FoR bOdY. I iS fUnNy AnD a InTeLeChYuAl!"

Sorry you don’t have a breadwinning executive level wife to buy you Lego sets.

Better luck in the next life!

Please stop projecting your own life onto OP, it’s not healthy dude.

That's not the kind of joke made by people with secure masculinity so I think these few steps can help you:

1. Picture a woman more successful than you.
2. Accept that she is not a threat to your ego.
3. Understand that your self worth isn't defined by other people.
4. Repeat the phrase "Successful women don't exist ____(despite of/because of/for/to hate/to ruin/to mock) me." Successful women simply exist, whether you are there to observe them or not.
5. Remove "women are ____" statements from your speech until you no longer feel threatened by them.
6. Get therapy