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[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

You're in a meeting with 16 people with identical corporate laptops. Easy way to see whose is whose if they're not open.

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

Pfft, that's what the asset tags are for. Clearly my laptop is the one with the number 2760754 on a... sticker... son of a bitch!

[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I've never been in a corporate environment where stickers on laptops that weren't branded for the company itself was considered acceptable or professional.

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 7 points 11 months ago

I sticker my laptops.

I view it as theft deterrent. It stands out so it's easier to see in someone's hands, and makes an expensive laptop looks kind of shitty.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

I have. It's not all what it's cracked up to be.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah, god forbid anyone have a little fun in a corporate environment. Gotta stay in uniform.

I put a rainbow peel off sticker next to my camera just so I had something nice to look at during the endless Zoom meetings. No one but I could see it. Still got a bollocksing because some boomer passed too close behind my work station once in four years.

[-] SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Extensively. Nobody has stickers on their laptops. Maybe that's some "fresh out of college" shit.

[-] SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Maybe. Maybe it's a "We can't afford to alienate expensive engineers over stickers" thing, or a "We care more about the quality of work than sticks on laptops" thing.

Must be a fun place you work at. Do you wear a suit to work and work in cubicles?

[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I don't talk about the specific details of my employment on the internet with strangers. Especially with those who are fishing for a fight in which I have little interest.

[-] SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Okay, have fun a work tomorrow! Or don't, as that seems to be your preference. :-)

[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"You must hate your job because you think putting stickers on laptops is tacky!"

Touch grass.

[-] SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Whoa, that's not very professional or acceptable :-)

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