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[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"gender-neutral candy"

Jesus Christ these people are so legitimately terrified of everything. Every single thing they make or do is riddled with their insecurities like that.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Aren't like 99% of candies gender neutral tho?

[-] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

That kid just REALLY hates Mr. Goodbar's

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

More like Ms OkayIGuessProbablyBar

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Mr Tom too.

About 20% of m&ms are female - but is there any legitimate 100% female candy?

[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Mounds. You know the song: 🎵 Almond Joy's got nuts, mounds don't 🎵

This is admittedly assuming a candy gender binary. I'm certainly open to candy non-binary gender options but admittedly have not as of yet heard for such consideration from any non-binary candies themselves.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 1 year ago

No, most candy bars are phallic symbols.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Gotta have that dick vein on my Snickers 😤

[-] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Twix is gay because there’s two of them in the same wrapper

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