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[-] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

"I'm not touching anything at the moment" you're either a master of stating the obvious, or you've just made everyone in that room very fucking uncomfortable

[-] Azzu@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Especially because it's really hard to not touch anything, you'd need to be naked and jumping. And not count touching "air" as touching something.

[-] jandar_fett@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

None of us are every touching anything since the space between our atoms is so vast. Something something forcefields created by electron cloud activity

[-] hemmes@vlemmy.net 1 points 1 year ago

But my balls will be slapping my thighs…

[-] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Weird flex but okay

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