I was uplifted for a minute and then I read the comments.

Guys, why is it so hard to just respect that people exist that you might not fully understand?

"Dead language"

Dude it doesn't count if you're literally killing the language on purpose

They have no concept of "human" or "mother"

Actually, they do. Maybe not in the words we use for it, but a cat can recognize their mother and can determine humans apart from other species. It may not be an complex psychological process of ranking them, but they recognize.

Considering contractions would be part of the birthing process caused by hormones overall, probably still painful. I don't think her uterus realizes it's elastagirl on a hormonal level. Just because you know and can solve the issue doesn't mean your body stops freaking out

I'm so used to hearing him called "Zucc" that it took me a second to figure out who "Mark" was

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Y'all are super judgy about this submarine thingy looking for the titanic considering mast of you will ride a Ferris Wheel that a meth-head with three teeth set up in a grocery store parking lot in a half hour.

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Leaving reddit made me literally touch grass. Guys I went to the park today!

You are not replaceable for your family

Wanna bet?

Swap your car or plane ride for a bus or train

Ok one sec lemme just book a train across the Atlantic ocean rq...

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