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this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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Does it count if it's with a time paradox clone of yourself?
Yes, unless it's one of Wesley. The little turd.
This depends, we have to apply logic, like the Vulcans do.
If it's the nasty in your pasty then you're not a virgin and negates the whole situation. Therefore, by proof of contradiction, the "past" you is actually another separate entity from another timeline, and you've achieved sex.
If it's a future you then it doesn't count, as you can't prove it wasn't merely temporal masterbation.
Even the Vulcan science directorate cannot refuse this.
And now, another meme format belongs to the collective.