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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

Nuh uh. Wesley totally has a girlfriend he makes the sex with. She just goes to this other universe. You wouldn't know it.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

The fact that you call it "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

She kills anyone she sees as a potential partner so she can fuck em

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Oh god, suddenly I'm having flashbacks to the SeaQuest episode where Roy Scheider gives Jonathan Brandis the safe sex talk and gives him a condom.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 38 points 11 months ago

(I was looking for another Wesley gif and found this one...)

[-] derf82@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

I’m pretty sure he boned Ashley Judd that one time.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

My mans threw it into Ashley Judd tho

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Does it count if it's with a time paradox clone of yourself?

Yes, unless it's one of Wesley. The little turd.

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago

This depends, we have to apply logic, like the Vulcans do.

If it's the nasty in your pasty then you're not a virgin and negates the whole situation. Therefore, by proof of contradiction, the "past" you is actually another separate entity from another timeline, and you've achieved sex.

If it's a future you then it doesn't count, as you can't prove it wasn't merely temporal masterbation.

Even the Vulcan science directorate cannot refuse this.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

And now, another meme format belongs to the collective.

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