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The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case (pixelfed.social)
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[-] Alchemy@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

have you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything's free if you steal it..." and just kind of pause for a moment?

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

deadpan serious stare

I’m not paid enough to care if you steal shit

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: "It's only a crime if you get caught. At least, that's what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.", and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽

[-] MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

I usually said something like "I already filled my theft quota for today"

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