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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by ttmrichter@lemmy.world to c/enoughmuskspam@lemmy.world

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[-] Littleborat@feddit.de 21 points 11 months ago

These cars a made for the immanent apocalypse and you will see who has the last laugh.

You can probably attach chainsaws and shit to it but you need an app to open it (the app won't work after the apocalypse)

[-] replicat@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Everyone is talking about electricity going down but the real problem will be the Tesla DRM servers going down.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

on one of the IASIP podcasts Glen Howerton who plays Denis on IASIP tells his story on how he got his Tesla stuck in a parking garage, because there was no signal there, so he couldn't use his phone to open it, then called a tow truck after buddying up to the parking garage attendant, but that they couldn't do it, because the size of the tow truck to lift the heavy tesla couldn't fit into the garage.

it also inspired an episode in the latest season, brilliant stuff, how stupid it is.

[-] lipilee@feddit.nl 11 points 11 months ago

I will def. have the last laugh: with no electricity (because remember, apocalypse), owners will starve or suffocate as they can't even open their doors DAYS before i die of radiation induced cancer, laughing

[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 8 points 11 months ago

Electricity is easier to source than fossil fuels; solar panels, wind power, you could even burn wood and use a steam turbine to make it

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Could just get a diesel and learn how to work it. There will always be stuff to burn.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

A Mercedes g class would survive longer than that truck.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

My 35 year old Samurai has already survived longer. And it has just as much cargo capacity.

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 points 11 months ago

Suzuki Samurai are the best way to move on snowy roads, only the Panda 4×4 is better on account on the narrower tyres

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

There are reasons why even the fucking base models of the G class are still trusted by the world's militaries.

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Oh sure, but just wait until they find out the apocalypse also means no electricity...

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

Not to mention for civilization to collapse a hell of a lot of people have to die; which probably means environmental collapse; which means the oceans are dying; which in turn means there's no oxygen being produced because the keystone species (phytoplankton, algae, etc) are mostly dead or switching to toxic modes of energy production. This means that everyone is dying, no matter if they have an ugly DRM controlled polywagon or not.

[-] ttmrichter@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

You should look into how past civilizations collapsed. They collapse quite quickly without a lot of mass death (beforehand, I mean).

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Past civilisations weren't even close to industrialised, nor did they span the entire globe. The closest was the Roman Empire of course, and they just sort of faded away over the course of a few thousand years if you count Justinian's Byzantine Empire as a direct continuation.

Our present situation is much more dire, with global consequences for reasons you are likely already aware.

[-] ttmrichter@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

You probably want to read a bit of Tainter.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Why? I'm talking about the collapse of environmental systems that support the life of every oxygen breathing species on the planet, not anthropology.

[-] ttmrichter@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

Maybe you walked into the wrong conversation by mistake then.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I remember the power in the eastern half of my state being knocked out because of an ice storm. I remember that a lot of gas stations were closed, because the pumps run on electricity.

[-] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Yes and no. The pumps are just pumps.

If you didn't have to meter it and tie that to a credit card, you could pump the gas with a hand pump.

[-] dpkonofa@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Solar panels won’t just stop working, you know. I have a solar generator. Takes forever to charge but it does get power.

[-] lanolinoil@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[-] Littleborat@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago
[-] lanolinoil@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

go watch "Dennis takes a Mental Health Day" IASIP

[-] Littleborat@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago
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