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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Yeah, but which one will make women think my penis is huge?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago
[-] jimbo@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

A truck like the front one is driven by someone with nothing to prove.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

You're right! It's true! Little cars make penises look bigger based on relative sizes!

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

No no no but which one will make his BUDDIES insecure. That's the kicker.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Given the stereotype, I guess the tiny truck?

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Ever wonder why this thing can only go 55 MPH? Yup, my Magnum dong! Nothing slows down a truck like moving around that hunk of meat, let me tell you! Now about our date.

[-] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 months ago

Because your dick is always a ratio of your car size

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago

Why don't we have ratios for other things besides dick size though?

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Bank account

Rudeness

Self insecurity

Here you go with a few

[-] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago

Nah those things are too wishy washy, bank account I can kinda understand but there's a lot of rich dumb cunts, just look at Trump

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Yep inherited wealth lasts just as long

Anyway he's not my problem I live somewhere else. I still cringe though when he opens his mouth.

this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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