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[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I guess I'm going to die in my sleep then, because there's no way I'm ever calling it my "living bed".

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Sad mimic noises

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

just don't get into anything called a death bed no matter how much you have something you want to say.

[-] ripcord@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Especially not one that eats

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