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I heard it for Michael Jackson first (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Rod Stewart’s pumped stomach is unimpressed

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I heard that one too!

Apparently he addressed it himself:

"I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen."

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's this one about?

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Something about needing his stomach pumped because there was too much semen in it.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

that's a lot of semen

[–] rckclmbr@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I heard this but about Britney Spears

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Heard it for Gwen Stefani

[–] SoupyHappenstance@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Heard it was Lil Kim

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Heard that was Marc Almond