Doublefuckoff because the NTD wouldn't sync. So I'm sitting there going oh shit because it keeps cycling through trying to sync, then restarting, then cycling, then restarting and I'm like jesus, did this thing just get blown and then it stabilises power-wise but won't sync, so I'm chasing and checking cables under the house and through to the nbn box but it's a performative action, I'm just hoping in vain, quietly dreading the inevitable phone call to get an NBNco replacement unit and god knows when THAT happens and I'm just about to hit dial to file the ticket and BING! SMS

there's an unscheduled outage in your area!