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Pray we don't improve your shopping experience further
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“ALERT! Suspect has stolen: “Snickers™ worth: $1.49” … “Please hold still for the sniper, criminal.”
Only unrealistic part is Human sniper and the warning. It'll be a drone the moment a drone ~~could make the shot with 50.1% odds.~~ can make the shot in sufficiently few shots that cost of ammo & electricity beats wages for a sniper.
yeah, only Walgreens hires psychopaths with guns who shoot shoplifters in cold blood, but they're not snipers