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[-] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago

Ok...but that's not the scenario in question.

I mean, fuck, imagine if he beats her and killed her dog. We can "imagine" things all day.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago

imagine if hes actually a 900 year old vampire. thatd be CREEPY

[-] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

What if he’s like, SUPER sparkly?

[-] ours@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

But she's actually a 899-year-old anime girl that looks 20.

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