407
Prequel Depicts Young Willy Wonka Using Rich Father’s Investment To Buy Already-Successful Chocolate Factory (www.theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to c/theonion@midwest.social
26 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Drugs, probably. Or just took a page from the Christianity playbook.

this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
407 points (98.8% liked)

The Onion

4421 readers
2279 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
seahorse@midwest.social
pbrisgreat@midwest.social