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Millennial Can’t Afford Mid-Life Crisis (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Homie, I couldn't even afford the life milestones building up to the midlife crisis, let alone the midlife crisis itself. Lmao