Okay so I grew up, immersed, in Christian purity culture...

Soaking is tantric, but the friend jumping?! These Christians actually make themselves way hornier than the average person... I remember my first Christian gf thought it was a sin to be made to cum, so she would just have me edge her for like hours at a time until she spontaneously orgasmed with no stimulation. Was actually hot af and some of this stuff I carried on to more normal relationships.

Christian girls also hated the idea of me masturbating after they got me aroused so they would weirdly do whatever it took to get me off, as long as it wasn't PIV it was basically fair game. I got used to these really weird/kinky workarounds they'd come up with and it probably made me a deviant. Once at Jesus Camp a girl wanted me to finger her under the blankets at campfire and she came while a dude was crying at the mic giving his emotional testimony. So many fucked up stories like this.

It’s a breaking bad reference/meme

Great explanation for anyone who doesn't know, but today is your day to learn something too!

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jesse-what-the-fuck-are-you-talking-about

I am unfortunately already cursed with the knowledge of that concept.

What do you think their plans are when they get to heaven? Do they think god will be chill with premarital sex due to a technicality? The ridiculous hubris of believing you can fucking debate a deity and win.

Also, I was doing a breaking bad pseudo-reference. Different jesse