A literal sexual demon, a monstrum incarnate, a narcotic parody of sex
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Bro thought the birth of Slannesh was a real story.
Is that an Allen Ginsberg quote?
"Found my new Tinder bio"
-- Allen Ginsburg
It would certainly appear so.
i want this on a t-shirt.
If you want to see a parody of sex, just go, Google search “soaking” and “jump humping”. Purity culture ends up in some weird places.
jesse
what the fuck are you talking about
I assume you were trying to reply to me.
In some parts of christian purity culture, specifically for mormons allegedly, they think it's a big no no to have sex before marriage. They've come up with loopholes to avoid actually having sex but come as close to it as possible. Soaking is when you penetrate someone and just let it sit there with no movement. Allegedly on the BYU college campus, it is popular to go "soaking" while a friend of yours jumps on the bed nearby you to create the sensation of motion, this act is called "jump humping".
Okay so I grew up, immersed, in Christian purity culture...
Soaking is tantric, but the friend jumping?! These Christians actually make themselves way hornier than the average person... I remember my first Christian gf thought it was a sin to be made to cum, so she would just have me edge her for like hours at a time until she spontaneously orgasmed with no stimulation. Was actually hot af and some of this stuff I carried on to more normal relationships.
Christian girls also hated the idea of me masturbating after they got me aroused so they would weirdly do whatever it took to get me off, as long as it wasn't PIV it was basically fair game. I got used to these really weird/kinky workarounds they'd come up with and it probably made me a deviant. Once at Jesus Camp a girl wanted me to finger her under the blankets at campfire and she came while a dude was crying at the mic giving his emotional testimony. So many fucked up stories like this.
It’s a breaking bad reference/meme
Great explanation for anyone who doesn't know, but today is your day to learn something too!
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jesse-what-the-fuck-are-you-talking-about
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The public projections of a guy who sucks dick to feed his private addictions.
Does anybody know where these literal sexual demons are?
Because I want to avoid those places extra hard.
Extra hard, eh? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more!
That's a whole lotta words just to say "Nobody wants to have sex with me."
These assholes sure spend a lot of time thinking about trans people.
This is certainly one of the most comments of all time
Laughs in sober asexual transexual
🤣 😂 🤣
I mean it's funny how little these peoole understand the issues they are so passionate to talk about.
Sir, this is a Wendy's...
Technically the truth for 2022 Twitter.
If marijuana made people trans we’d have Wilhelmina Nelson
Have you seen her hair? She's just in denial
Well, those were words..l
Some of them were.
This guy is channeling the writer of Reefer Madness.
This got me wet
Honestly, he makes this transgender thing sound metal as hell and now I kinda wanna try it. So do you freebase it or what?
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Can’t tell if serious or parody…
unfortunately, it is serious
i made the mistake of going on the posters account
Hooboy. I am sorry, and thank you for your service <3
I was queer long before I ever tried pot. Disney's Robin Hood is what done it for me. Stupid, sexy, animated fox...
tag yourself im the monstrum
I'm the marijuanification of the human libido
I think this person has been on way too many drugs (ones much harder than weed).
Somebody found a thesaurus
This sounds metal af
a "monstrum" is a "warning" - so a warning incarnate would be, what, the super nanny?
Damn I guess it is time to pack another bowl!
Wow, that's a lot of words. Too bad they don't make any sense.
This mf straight from 1950
Successfully getting ingroup and outgroup to respond "oh, sick!"
So that's what that was
He's got it all wrong, the quantum fluctuations in the flux capacitor prove with 99.84859% certainty that time crystals oscillate at a resonant frequency of the speed of light with hydrogen chloride. It's quite simple, really, I can't believe he's so wrong.
Conservatives threatening us with a good time once again