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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 199 points 11 months ago

A literal sexual demon, a monstrum incarnate, a narcotic parody of sex

Found my new Tinder bio

[-] Lemmygizer@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Bro thought the birth of Slannesh was a real story.

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

i want this on a t-shirt.

[-] Deuces@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Is that an Allen Ginsberg quote?

[-] unoriginalsin@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

"Found my new Tinder bio"

-- Allen Ginsburg

 

It would certainly appear so.

[-] NoStressyJessie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 101 points 11 months ago

If you want to see a parody of sex, just go, Google search “soaking” and “jump humping”. Purity culture ends up in some weird places.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 79 points 11 months ago

jesse

what the fuck are you talking about

[-] NoStressyJessie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 11 months ago

I assume you were trying to reply to me.

In some parts of christian purity culture, specifically for mormons allegedly, they think it's a big no no to have sex before marriage. They've come up with loopholes to avoid actually having sex but come as close to it as possible. Soaking is when you penetrate someone and just let it sit there with no movement. Allegedly on the BYU college campus, it is popular to go "soaking" while a friend of yours jumps on the bed nearby you to create the sensation of motion, this act is called "jump humping".

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Okay so I grew up, immersed, in Christian purity culture...

Soaking is tantric, but the friend jumping?! These Christians actually make themselves way hornier than the average person... I remember my first Christian gf thought it was a sin to be made to cum, so she would just have me edge her for like hours at a time until she spontaneously orgasmed with no stimulation. Was actually hot af and some of this stuff I carried on to more normal relationships.

Christian girls also hated the idea of me masturbating after they got me aroused so they would weirdly do whatever it took to get me off, as long as it wasn't PIV it was basically fair game. I got used to these really weird/kinky workarounds they'd come up with and it probably made me a deviant. Once at Jesus Camp a girl wanted me to finger her under the blankets at campfire and she came while a dude was crying at the mic giving his emotional testimony. So many fucked up stories like this.

[-] Ioughttamow@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

It’s a breaking bad reference/meme

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I am unfortunately already cursed with the knowledge of that concept.

What do you think their plans are when they get to heaven? Do they think god will be chill with premarital sex due to a technicality? The ridiculous hubris of believing you can fucking debate a deity and win.

Also, I was doing a breaking bad pseudo-reference. Different jesse

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago

Great explanation for anyone who doesn't know, but today is your day to learn something too!

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jesse-what-the-fuck-are-you-talking-about

[-] TrismegistusMx@slrpnk.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The public projections of a guy who sucks dick to feed his private addictions.

[-] HopingForBetter@kbin.social 61 points 11 months ago

Does anybody know where these literal sexual demons are?
Because I want to avoid those places extra hard.

[-] Introversion@kbin.social 23 points 11 months ago

Extra hard, eh? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more!

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 53 points 11 months ago

That's a whole lotta words just to say "Nobody wants to have sex with me."

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 46 points 11 months ago

These assholes sure spend a lot of time thinking about trans people.

[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 44 points 11 months ago

This is certainly one of the most comments of all time

[-] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Laughs in sober asexual transexual

🤣 😂 🤣

I mean it's funny how little these peoole understand the issues they are so passionate to talk about.

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago
[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Technically the truth for 2022 Twitter.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 26 points 11 months ago

If marijuana made people trans we’d have Wilhelmina Nelson

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Have you seen her hair? She's just in denial

[-] Introversion@kbin.social 23 points 11 months ago
[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Some of them were.

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 21 points 11 months ago
[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 11 months ago

This guy is channeling the writer of Reefer Madness.

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

This got me wet

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Honestly, he makes this transgender thing sound metal as hell and now I kinda wanna try it. So do you freebase it or what?

[-] DreamerofDays@kbin.social 16 points 11 months ago

Frysquint.gif

Can’t tell if serious or parody…

[-] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

unfortunately, it is serious

i made the mistake of going on the posters account

[-] DreamerofDays@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Hooboy. I am sorry, and thank you for your service <3

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was queer long before I ever tried pot. Disney's Robin Hood is what done it for me. Stupid, sexy, animated fox...

[-] FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 months ago

I think this person has been on way too many drugs (ones much harder than weed).

[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Somebody found a thesaurus

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 months ago

tag yourself im the monstrum

[-] Basil 3 points 11 months ago

I'm the marijuanification of the human libido

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 months ago

This sounds metal af

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Damn I guess it is time to pack another bowl!

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

a "monstrum" is a "warning" - so a warning incarnate would be, what, the super nanny?

[-] MayonnaiseArch@beehaw.org 10 points 11 months ago

This mf straight from 1950

[-] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 10 points 11 months ago

Wow, that's a lot of words. Too bad they don't make any sense.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Successfully getting ingroup and outgroup to respond "oh, sick!"

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[-] carnimoss 8 points 11 months ago

So that's what that was

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] conneru64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

He's got it all wrong, the quantum fluctuations in the flux capacitor prove with 99.84859% certainty that time crystals oscillate at a resonant frequency of the speed of light with hydrogen chloride. It's quite simple, really, I can't believe he's so wrong.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago

Conservatives threatening us with a good time once again

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