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[-] A_Porcupine@lemmy.world 66 points 11 months ago

Thank god. This is literally the worst thing about my car (apart from the lane assist trying to kill me).

[-] snaggen@programming.dev 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I found that a homicidal lane assist, have a really good effect on my alertness. Before lane assist I could relax and almost doze of, but with lane assist I don't dare to relax for a second since I know it will try to murder me the first chance it gets. So, I guess that is why people say lane assist prevents accidents.

[-] skeezix@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

So they’re targeting gay people now?

[-] nsfwthrowaway411@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 11 months ago

I have a feeling the people down voting you didn't see the typo

[-] skeezix@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

He fixed the typo. It’s no longer homocidal.

[-] snaggen@programming.dev 0 points 11 months ago

Corrected my typo, so contextually challenged persons can avoid being confused. You are welcome.

[-] skeezix@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Your spelling is homogeneous now.

[-] Polyester6435@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

Lane assist on the golf tried to murderise me recently even though I was driving on a road without lane markings

[-] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Wait, you don't mean dozing off while driving, right?

[-] Polyester6435@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Lane assist on the golf tried to murderise me recently even though I was driving on a road without lane markings but I keep it on because it stops me from killing myself on this one bridge I have to drive over

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