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Thunderbird is great if you like using an email client that looks like its user interface was designed in 1996.

Remember when they threatened to discontinue Twinkies and everyone marched.

Narrator: the people complained then went back to sleep.

What was the whole thing with the beetles. What was that all about?

You really should take a firmer interest in his hair. I plan to study it this afternoon and maybe come up with a game plan. If you don’t care about his hair then you don’t care about anything

They call it the “American Dream “ because you have to be asleep to believe it.

I wish I had a burger meyer weener.

No use in blubbering about it.

Well the victims had a rough childhood so they’re likely to get 1 to 3 months home PlayStation time. They have already begun soaking the bus tickets in warm salt water.

Looks like she’s ready to rip your throat out through your nostrils.

God luv ya.