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What's the most absurd thing you've seen someone refuse to do because of toxic masculinity? (lemmy.world)

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[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 70 points 11 months ago

To be fair, having sex with women is pretty gay. They're girly, weak and smell nice.

Nothing more masculine than two smelly men fucking each other in the arse. Dominating this guy who's just as strong if not stronger than you, then enduring the pain of Big Jim's rod penetrating you, because you're a manly man who's made of tougher stuff.

[-] Fogle@lemmy.ca 40 points 11 months ago

Fucking women is gay because women like men and liking men is gay

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

enduring the pain of Big Jim's rod penetrating you,

Fellas, is it gay to use lube for anal?

[-] amio@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

You're not a true man until you sand it up.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago

Probably still less painful than figging.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

figging

Ugh. Off to Urban Dictionary I go.

Edit: Inserting peeled ginger into the anus. Ok, I'd heard of this with horses, it's even mentioned in one of Sir Terry Pratchett's books. Id not heard of people doing it to themselves or each other but I'm not surprised."

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago

Real super straight hetero male masc men use blood (but no tears as crying is gay) as lube when fucking bros.

[-] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Not if it's 5W30 Valvoline.

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