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Pizza delivery (lemmy.world)
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[-] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

It's not so much about how pizza delivery drivers get easily fired. It's more about how cops get away with literal murder. If a pizza dude killed somebody who called for them, they wouldn't have a union and PR team fighting for them and showing that the murder victim was maybe kinda asking for it because they ordered pineapple on their pizza. That's a metaphor for a light criminal record, yes.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

I propose that pineapple on pizza is the equivalent of personal quantities of pot possession in the legal world. Sure, a lot of people who claim to have never done it sure spend a lot of time talking about how terrible it is on a personal and societal level, but the ones who are actually using it just shrug their shoulders and say "more for me."

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 4 points 10 months ago

blue cheese, pineapple, and pepperoni

[-] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeno.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

but the ones who are actually using it just shrug their shoulders and say “more for me.”

Not more for me. And I have tried it. No thank you. You can have my slices.

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