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I would really rather that these were actual examples, and not conspiracy theories. We all have our own unsubstantiated ideas about what shadowy no-gooders are doing, but I'd rather hear about things that are actually happening.

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[-] dellish@lemmy.world 128 points 1 year ago

Vaccines will give you autism, microchips, actual diseases etc. It's one of the best medical breakthroughs in history and we have idiots ruining it.

[-] Azzu@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I got the vaccine and currently have autism, microchips and an actual disease! Checkmate!

Though I'm pretty sure they're all not connected to each other.

[-] kzhe@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

You have a microchip in you? Curious about how/why, tell me more.

[-] Azzu@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"vaccines will give you microchips" - nowhere does it say that the microchips will be given to me in a way that they end up in me. Maybe they're just a nice side present that comes in the same box as the vaccine.

"I [...] currently have [...] microchips" - nowhere does it say I have them in me, just that I have them. I have them in my desktop computer, phone, and other electronical devices, and I've currently not shoved my smart dildo up my ass, so all outside me.

[-] kzhe@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

I thought you had one of the heartbeat aiding implements or such.

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