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Explain bidets for me please. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 11 months ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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How do you not drip back onto it? Do you use paper too? How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry? Doesn't poo go everywhere?

It just seems so weird.

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[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Well you see some bidets have a “TURBO” mode which shoots a bunch of water up your ass and softens your turds.

No seriously. I’m not even joking about this one.

[-] frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Enema mode

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