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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

This is such a US thing…

[–] fiah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

nah, a lot of people are miserable at their jobs all over the world. Just because there might be a decent social system that could tide them over should they lose that job doesn't mean they'll just quit

[–] walden@sub.wetshaving.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I think they mean the "working at a non-essential job on Christmas Day" part. Or the no extra pay part.

[–] fiah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or the no extra pay part.

oh yeah forgot about the title, that shit will NOT fly in europe at least

[–] pan0wski@infosec.pub 1 points 2 years ago

I disagree. I'm from Europe and it would fly definetly, at least in the eastern part.

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