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How cats stretch (i.redd.it)
submitted 10 months ago by funny@lemmus.org to c/animals@beehaw.org
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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 months ago

I keep telling my partner that if the kitties were big enough, they'd eat us. She never seems to believe me. Maybe this will help sell the point.

[-] jarfil@beehaw.org 10 points 10 months ago

Nah, if you raise them from kitties, they'll be tamed to you. Might eat the neighbors, though.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

Cats will eat you if you die in your home though. The only thing stopping them is the thought that you might fight back.

[-] sculd@beehaw.org 8 points 10 months ago

If I'm dead, I honestly wouldn't mind being eaten by my cat. Sounds better than eaten by worms and bacteria.

[-] toxicbubble420@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago

being decomposed naturally is overall better for the environment, you'll be feeding multiple species

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

They will most likely start with your face since the flesh there is so soft. Whoever finds you will be in for quite a nice visual.

[-] Lowbird@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago

But maybe the cat will live, so.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

But at least the kitties won't starve

[-] midnight@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Humans might do that too, if they are stuck without food. I don't think that means much.

Also tamed big cats don't attack humans they know, despite easily being able to kill them. And they aren't even domesticated.

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