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submitted 11 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world

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[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 68 points 11 months ago

Santa died for our sins

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

You didn't hear it from me, but word on the street is Jesus faked his death and has been living under the false identity of Santa.

[-] Marleyinoc@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Dang, no wonder he can do it all in one night. It finally makes sense!

[-] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

So that whole bit of dead for three days was basically just really good dope.

[-] jasondj@ttrpg.network 1 points 11 months ago

The Bible was written by dyslexics. It’s actually about dogs and Santa.

[-] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 11 months ago

I want that on a t-shirt.

[-] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Okay but Santa is just a prophet. We should put him upside down.

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Santa/Sinterklaas is based on a Christian bishop and patron Saint who is attributed with giving gifts in secret.

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