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Why isn't anyone farting in school? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Anon518@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I was homeschooled previously with a small group of other children and we fart in class all the time.

Now I'm in public school for high school and no one is farting. I was very sheltered and public school is like a whole new world for me, so I don't know what the norms are. I've been holding it in but my stomach hurts and it leaks out anyway.

I don't understand how there are so many more people in high school and yet zero farts...

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[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 21 points 11 months ago

no one knows who is responsible

That's not correct. We all know that first to smell it, dealt it.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

This is generally true except in the controversial case of "he who denied it supplied it" which set a new precedent for fart identification worldwide

[-] smashboy@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

Such is the jurisprudence, yes.

[-] AnneBonny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

guilty dog barks first

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