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[–] ad_on_is@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

ok, but do you condemn Hamas?!

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I condemn the Israeli government for slaughtering civilians and committing endless war crimes

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

whoooosh (that's the sound of a hellfire missile being launched in your direction for antisemitic remarks).

[–] Goferking0@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

idf want to know your location

[–] chrishazfun@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C.

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why you got to dox me like that man? Cornpop! You’re a bad dude!

[–] crsu@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

only if it has garlic in it

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago

The Israeli government sure doesn't. They know 100% that oppression leads to terrorism. They knew their actions would create Hamas, and they know that giving Palestinians equal rights would end the terrorist cause in an instant. When they say they condemn Hamas, they're lying. They love Hamas.