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‘New York Times’ Invents Entirely New Numerical System To Avoid Reporting Gazan Death Toll (www.theonion.com)

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[-] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Wait, are you being a little or a lot facetious? Bc it sounds like a lot. If only a little, you’re saying you mostly do believe those previous statements.

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[-] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Or mostly believe you'll be called antisemitic/anti-American, not that it would actually be so.

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