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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The Onion's changed ever since they got bought out by the Sun God, Apollo.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] LapGoat@pawb.social 10 points 2 years ago

Apollo's godly domains include prophecy