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Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms
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I don't know what it means and I probably shouldn't ask.
Down to fuck. A crude way of saying "m'lady/m'man, would you like to copulate with me?"
"Down to... (have some super) fun (times)"
Except the f doesn't mean fun and the parenthesis are added by me. But if both parties consent I'm sure it would be a lot of fun.
You didn't ask, but means Down To Frolicking