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this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2024
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What kind of candy?
The best kind... You know the kind you like but way, way way better - it's an absolute must-try.
Mmmmmm, I love free and extremely delicious candy.
It's yours for the taking!
What if it's that weird salty swedish candy though?
Nothing to worry about - you'll love it!
Thats the thing. No one knows.
I love surprises, I hope I get the following:
-Salty Balls
-Gummy Skulls
-Jelly Brains
-Candied Intestine
-Twix-Fingers
Edit: Formatting
You have to crack ‘em open to find out.
What should I use?
A large stick?
A baseball bat?
A night watchman mace?
A Double Headed War Hammer XL?
Skull Flail?
A fancy pimp cane?
Gotta have the right tool to get that candy.