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I knew it (startrek.website)

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it true that when you chop off a billionaires head, two more grow in its place?

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not quite. They do die, but they will form a new head and body in hell before coming back to cause more suffering. The more suffering their corporation causes, the faster they regenerate.