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submitted 10 months ago by ericbomb@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I grew up with $20 walmart blenders, and hated anything that required a blender.

Recently bought a ninja and there is no going back. I'll never use a crappy blender again.

Anything else like that?

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[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 67 points 10 months ago

You don't truly appreciate a good pair a boots till you park a 2 ton pallet jack on your toes and laugh it off.

[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I dropped a semi truck lift gate on my toes one time, and didn’t even notice until I went to walk away and realized I was pinned down. Red Wing doesn’t fuck around with their safety toe boots.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Best part of my time in a warehouse was that I could keep the safety boots after I quit

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

They let me keep the condoms when I quit the whorehouse too.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Well now we know why the cumfarts are maggoty, huh

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I’m not an animal.

I rinse them before I reuse them.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

That makes me even more worried as to where the maggots are coming from

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

You know what, I take it back, I don't want to know

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You sound like my proctologist.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

I certainly have enough interest in peoples behinds to be seen as one

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Oh you are a hobbyist proctologist?

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Finding a prostate to tickle is always fun, what can I say

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Unless you find it in the dumpster behind Wendy’s, because it gets a little dark then.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

I'd have thought that using the word proctologist had already excluded anything outside of consentual rectal exams between living adults

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

That doesn’t sound like my proctologist.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

So that's where the maggots are coming from

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I thought you didn’t want to know.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

I'm conflicted.

On one hand, you piqued my interest now, but on the other hand, I want to sleep peacefully tonight.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Safety boots with steelcap? That's another category though. Don't want to use them for a walk.

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

That hasn't stopped me. Just think of it as training weights.

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

I always walk my dog after I finish work in my steel capped work boots. The times that I actually do walk in my sneakers is so weird, like I’m not used to not having weights on my feet while I walk.

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