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[-] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 98 points 10 months ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my food go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 45 points 10 months ago

Delivery Driver: Please understand... it was all business. It wasn't personal.

OP / Liam Neesan: It was all personal to me.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
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