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Being the Only Socialist in the Family Rule
(midwest.social)
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
I used to live out in the boonies, surrounded by rednecks, and this approach worked almost every time unless one of them was well-read enough to know I was talking about socialism.
And in my experience the well read ones will either screech about socialism or are themselves a socialist.