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DM phrases your players will LOVE!
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this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
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I remember something my first DM did.
Player: Ok. I'll open the door.
DM: You're turning the doorknob?
Player: Wait. Never mind. I'll search first.
DM: Too late. Which direction do you turn the doorknob?
Player: Sweating. Um... clockwise?
DM: And which hand do you turn the doorknob with?
Player: Ri-... Left.
DM: And do you push or pull the door?
Player: Push...
DM: The door swings open.
The entire table was dead silent for a full 30 seconds. Nothing ever happened. Or if it did, we never made the connection to the door.
That DM was a joker. Lol.