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[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 19 points 10 months ago

He'd be too busy shitposting on Tumblr as King of the Gay Pirates

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Gay Pirates have no king. Gay Pirates need no king.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 10 months ago

Gay Pirates not only have a king, but need a king, because the writer is a monarchist

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