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Welcome to Programmer Humor!
This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!
For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
If we're really living in a simulation my dude is really asking for reality bending powers.
In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best.