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[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 9 points 10 months ago

I don't wanna go to work today. ☹️ Is anyone able to go in and impersonate me for a day instead? Can pay in zucchini.

[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago

I'll do it for 17,000 zucchinis

[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago

That is a lot of zucchinis. I might need to pay in installments. Would you accept a payment plan of 5 zucchinis a week over the summer period for the next 283 years?

[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago
[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago

As you did not attend at 6am this morning as required under the terms of the contract I have instead instead gone to work and impersonated myself.

[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

I got the date wrong and ended up in 1024... It smelled really bad. Bloody typos.

[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Did you mess up the location too? I would have expected Australia to mostly smell of eucalyptus and smoke at that timeframe.

In any case I will provide 1 zucchini in appreciation for your efforts 🥒 (I have been training them to impersonate cucumbers, hope that's ok)

[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Fabulous, consider it a deal. Now I just need you to travel back in time ready to start my shift at 6am.

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