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[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 260 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Reject indirect, cue-based communication. Embrace direct, non-repentant "I want to have fuck with you".

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 87 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you want some making fuck?

[–] Driveway4964@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you the quirked up white boy (with a little bit of swag) who's known to bust it down sexual style and may just be goated with the sauce?

[–] Driveway4964@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I got hips twerking with sex topped with some viscous Worcestershire liquid

[–] Tbird83ii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[–] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

Damn, this is really close to the way John Mess writes song lyrics

[–] Lamedonyx@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] univers3man@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I got you blue. I got you yellow.

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Bitches love yellow

[–] Commiunism@lemmy.wtf 17 points 2 years ago

The words have already left your mouth

[–] Kepabar@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

You know, there was a girl I was chatting with once. She suggests we get lunch, then calls it off last minute.

A few days later she complains about some guy she likes who stood her up for lunch that lives near me.

Then she just ghosted me.

I've always wondered if she meant me and the whole thing was her miscommunicating and then trying to be coy and indirect.

[–] CumBroth@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is... is this a Raphaël reference?

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

HARDCORE TO THE MEGA